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Our relationship, I note, has suffered because we don't spend enough time together (not surprising really, since she doesn't exist).
But it claims to have more than 100,000 members in the UK.
Many of them are middle-class, many have young children.
The idea is presumably to safeguard people from searching for their own spouses on the site - though how a husband would explain to his errant wife how he came to stumble across her picture on a website for adulterers, I don't know.
In order to fit in with the general ethos of the website I have invented a wife.
She has declined to tell me her name, so I have to think of her as her web sobriquet.