Hilarious online dating quotes

She then told me about her Plenty of Fish online dating profile and started sending me screen shots of the guys pick up lines and attempts at naked pictures and actual dates (screenshots follow).

I sat and read these with my jaw dropped, and laughed for hours.

My woman will also have to have a job to support me.

A friend and I were talking about how creepy and weird guys can be the other day. I figured how much creepier can these guys actually get.

I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

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